3 V 2020: Making America Gross Again

I found online a site named “DL Grandeurs/Confederate and Rebel Merchandise.” There you can buy the Confederate Flag on everything but toilet paper. This firm has a “Home Goods” department with its subdivisions: Rebel Blankets, Kitchen, Rebel Bathroom, and Around the Rebel House. You will find a Rebel Shower Curtain, Rebel Flag Bed Sheet Set, Rebel Baby Fleece Blanket, Confederate Flag Area Rug Wall Tapestry, Rebel Flag Christmas Ornaments, Rebel Flag oven mitts and pot-holders, and a Jefferson Davis coffee mug.

You can also buy your choice of bikini: Confederate Flag Bikini, Confederate Flag Classic Bikini, or Rebel Flag Halter Top Bikini. Match your choice with coordinated Blue Rebel Flag Flip Flops and a Rebel Flag 30″ X 60″ Beach Towel.

Of course, Trump had to be included, so there’s “Donald Trump Tank USA Flag” that shows Trump standing atop a tank labeled TRUMP with fireworks and the American flag in the background, and a “Trump Make America Great Again Bazooka Flag” that shows Trump with bulging muscles holding a bazooka. If you buy one of these Trump flags, you should buy a “Confederate Flag Antique Style Round Wood Toilet Seat” to go with it.