Overheard in the W.H.:

Donald: Mike, what do you make of this corona virus?

Mike: Oh, Mr. President, I think the best thing to do is do nothing at all. That worked very well for me back home in Indiana. 

Donald: But Mike, why is this happening just as my campaign is getting started?

Mike: I don’t know, Mr. President, but it must be part of God’s plan.

Donald: So God’s a traitor too! Time for the Trump Treatment. I’m going to have Foxx and my evangelicals tell some really embarrassing lies about God.

Mike: Mr. President, they’ve lied about God for years. They must have run out of lies.

Donald: Mike, I wouldn’t worry about that.