The internet contains many reports about the upcoming few-holds-barred Ultimate Fighting Championship fights to be held at the White House for Trump’s birthday. Now A.I. tells me that “Engaging in or sponsoring animal fighting is a felony across all 50 states and the District of Columbia.” So if the Trumpies were to sponsor a dog fight they would go to jail. As it is, human fights are not so well regulated, so I suppose Trump will get away with this also.